Bless You

"You committed too early on the “bless you”. I hate it when I hit the second sneeze with a bless you, and they thwart me and come around with the third sneeze. I almost feel obligated to continue blessing them via the almighty lord as long as they fire them out."

"I’m like a Swiss Bank of “Bless you’s” I’m not worried about overly capricious use, they just keep on coming when I turn the vault key."