Very Scary, Be Afraid - Supreme Court of the United States SCoTUS

I worry that my friend will be a Supreme Court of the United States Justice some day, check it out:

Tellabs, Inc. v. Makor Issues & Rights, Ltd, 551 U.S. 308 (2007)

Concurring opinion of Antonin Scalia (in part)

“If a jade falcon were stolen from a room to which only A and B had access, could it possibly be said that there was a “strong inference” that B was the thief?”

...a Jade Falcon...

And mind you, it says "a" jade falcon, not "the" jade falcon. Scalia seems to have numerous jade falcon statutes floating around in the “what if” part of his brain.

Conclusion:
Apparently a proclivity for weird examples is a plus to have on a Supreme Court Resume

Hey Did you hear?

- OMG Did you hear what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift?

- I don't know who those people are... lol smily face, ya word magazine I heard.

- What do you think?

- About what?

- About what KWest did to TSwift.

- What a Jackass

- OH SNAP BaROCKED!

Golden Rule

Never wear pants without underwear on because you never know when you will be robbed and it could be very embarrassing.

Pot Called the Kettle WHAT?!?

If the kettle really is black then the pot is just a racist? If so, then it's not okay.