Gym Talk

Guy 1: Hey, how is the married life going?
Guy 2: Great been working a lot this week, have not seen to much of the wifey.
Guy 1: You avoiding her? Trying to keep her from getting to baby hungry?
Guy 2: Nah, I have reached the point now where I just want to get pregnant so she can have the kid while she is young and then just get back to looking good.

~Some guys at my gym

A funny birth defect

Sorry I am shaking so much I have Cerebral Lolsey

It's even bigger in real life

My organ is gigantic. Its piping is throbbing and pulsating with power. If you would like to see it, then come to St. Peter's church this Sunday for 9:00AM Mass.

internets

Google Search, it's Yahoo Search, but for cool kids.

REDBULL!

REDBULL IT GIVES YOU WINGS... AND CANCER.

Barack Obama Trading Cards?

How much mana does it take to cast a Joe Biden?

PUSH!

I liked the movie Push when it was called Star Wars. And "push" was called "the force."

The weekender

I drink to much to wear a scarf.