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Monday, December 29, 2008

True Son

No man is useless,
He can always serve as a bad example.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

House is the greatest show on television

"A whore can like the sex, but it does not mean that she is not a whore."
Thank you for the wisdom House

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Terrible Book Ideas II

Papal Ruminations: Pontificating on the Pontiff

Monday, December 15, 2008

Up for Interpretation

Zachary Scott once said: “As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do.” I bet he wasn’t thinking about date rape when he said that.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Hope and Optimism

Hope and Optimism -

Why are hope and optimism important? Hope and optimism gave men the courage to take an Oreo, an almost perfect product, and say "hey we can make it better." Thank you Hope and Optimism for the Double Stuffed Oreo.

Best Regards,

Lucklesshero

Winter time Pick Up lines

Snowmen should be put together like your woman. Packed high and tight.
~Thanks TV

I like my women like I like my toast. Black and with big titties.
~Dweeb

I like my women like I like Barack Obama. Secret Muslims and Presidential.
~What?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Fun With Modernity II

If you put a gas mask on something it automatically becomes modern art.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Terrible Book Ideas

Almost Squamous: The heartfelt story of a young Rolling Stones journalist who is diagnosed with cancer, but doesn't really have it.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Whil's Wisdom

Crispix is the thinking man's Cheerios. It has an architecturally sound structure. It has corn and rice. People who think it gets soggy too quickly are garbage. Get your bathrobe on, sit down with a good espresso, an insightful periodical and crunch into those hexagons like you're on death row.

~It's WHIL

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

After Thanksgiving Food For Thought

Chickens are just Cornish Turkeys.