What a modern day Voltaire would say:

I may not agree with what you have you say, but I will punch you to death so you stop saying it.

~The Fresh Prince of Voltaire

Check out Emo Lincoln...

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Nature's Mouthwash - Rinse well before bed

Some people say that snowballing is disgusting, I say it’s being a team player.

Mysteries of The Universe

Why is it that soft food become hard when it gets stale, but hard food becomes soft?

Good Quote

Winston Churchill once said: “If you can’t stand the heat, then get out the wild, wild, west!” No, wait, I think that was Will Smith.

A grand president

Teddy Roosevelt, antitrust;
Profriend...
and shooting bison.

Check out These Sheets:

The thread count is like a million.

Never Stand Down Wind

Presidents and their families quickly learn that even trips to the bathroom come with security precautions. Lyndon Johnson, never very subtle, had perhaps the most direct way of expressing his frustration. Once, after pulling his car over to the side of the road for a pit stop, agents quickly surrounded him as he relieved himself. A sudden breeze prompted one agent to alert the president, "Sir, you're pissing on my leg." Johnson, not budging, replied, "I know. That's my prerogative."

Tasty

You are as useful as a poop flavored lolliepop

Demotivational Thinking

Statistically, when you run you spend fifty percent of your time with your feet off the ground. Some people say that means half the time you are flying. I like to say that half the time you are standing on one leg. Like an idiot.

Most Popular Scientologist Bumper Stickers

Get behind me thetan!
PETA- People for the Ethical Trapping of Aliens
WWJTD- What Would John Travolta Do?

Fun with Modernity

I bet if Shakespeare were alive today, he would write away messages. Either that, or erotic Harry Potter fan fiction.

Go Vote Today Election Day November 4 2008

Question:
I lost my "I voted" sticker. How will people know that I voted today?

Answer:
Your swagger, the glint in your eye and that "I voted today" musk that will definitely linger about your general area for the next month or two.

Reply:
I found this voting FAQ very helpful and inspiring. I am going to go vote!

Admin Reply:
Stop blogging and go vote then. I better not see a reply...







mkay good.

Votertopalis - a vote filled city.

An Erotic Thought

If I watched 10 minutes less of porn every day, then I would have 2.5 extra days a year to try and find a real girlfriend.

Truth

It's only a gambling problem if you lose.